Thursday, October 24, 2013

Movie Review: Manos: The Hands of Fate" (1966)

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Movie"Manos: The Hands of Fate"
Director: Joel HodgsonHarold P. Warren
Year: 1966
Rating: NR
Running Time: 1 hour, 14 minutes

A couple and their young daughter get lost out in the desert while on vacation. They come across a strange and remote house and are greeted by Torgo (John Reynolds). He informs them that it is the house of the master and that they should not stay there, but their car will not start. They are stranded. Eventually, they meet up with the master, who runs a satanic cult, who is always looking to add new brides to his cult.

When you watch a movie you know is going to be bad, sometimes you get lucky with gems like "The Room," and other times you wind up with "Manos: The Hands of Fate." This movie is just BAD. There are no redeeming qualities to it whatsoever. A long boring opening features a car driving around past fields. The audio has been replaced and dubbed over by two people...every single character is voiced by two people. It's classified as a horror movie, and yet the only horror it contains is the fact that it exists. DO NOT EVER watch this movie if you value your time. And ears. And life.

My Rating: 0/10
BigJ's Rating: 0/10
IMDB's Rating: 1.8/10
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 0%
Do we recommend this movie: AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE!!!

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