Showing posts with label adam sandler. Show all posts
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Monday, April 17, 2017

Movie Review: "Sandy Wexler" (2017)

Director: Steven Brill
Year: 2017
Rating: TV-MA
Running Time: 2 hours, 10 minutes


Hollywood manager Sandy Wexler talks a big game, but usually works with small time talent. One day at an amusement park, he discovers a singer he believes has what it takes to make it big, as long as she has the right manager: himself.

"Sandy Wexler" is the third film in Adam Sandler's multi-picture deal with Netflix. It is directed by Steve Brill, who directed Sandler's previous Netflix venture, "The Do-Over," as well as his earlier films "Little Nicky" and "Mr. Deeds." Sandler plays Sandy Wexler, a small time Hollywood agent who handles lesser known and far less talented clientele that have a variety of different jobs, like a would-be actress, a trapeze stuntman, and a horrible ventriloquist. All of this changes when he discovers a singer named Courtney Clarke, played by Jennifer Hudson, who is working at an amusement park as a singing duck in a frequently running children's show. He quickly signs her as a client and does what he can so she can make it big. Joining Hudson and Sandler are the usual suspects from other Happy Madison productions, including but not limited to Kevin James, Rob Schneider, Nick Swardson, and Terry Crews. Many of the not so usual suspects make cameos as well, and there are really far too many to list in full, but for a brief sampling: Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, singer Aaron Neville, Judd Apatow, Jane Seymour, and Jewel.

We've said it before and we'll say it again. Adam Sandler must be one of the nicest and most loyal actors in Hollywood. He manages to get an absurd amount of people to appear in his movies, and it's not just his slew of regulars. Sure, he keeps many of his longtime friends, who wouldn't have careers without him, gainfully employed, but he clearly has the respect of some big names in the business for them to keep agreeing to appear in his flicks.

As for this particular film, it is another step away from the absolute atrocity that was "The Ridiculous 6," which is a fantastic start. This is a story about characters and relationships. It has moments of situational humor and a few gags that actually work within the context of the film. We managed to find ourselves laughing a couple times here and there, though there are still plenty of jokes that absolutely fall flat and miss their intended marks. "Sandy Wexler" really won't be for anybody who was born after 1985. Most of what takes place happens in the 90's, and a large portion of the jokes consist of the 'member berry' type of humor. If you hate it when comedies use a bunch of pop culture references as the main source of a movie's humor, this is definitely not intended for you. If you remember people like Lisa Loeb and Arsenio Hall fondly, tune in because it only gets more 90's from there. Almost everything that happens here is used as a cultural marker to things that were popular in the decade that made Vanilla Ice a thing.

BigJ and I definitely feel like Sandler is attempting absolving himself of a lot of the crap he has helped produce and helped bring to fruition over the past decade and a half. Though he claims this movie is based on his experiences with his own manager Sandy Wernick, many of the plot points (and fingers) can point directly back at Sandler and the ridiculous projects he has taken part in as of late, whether behind the scenes as a producer or writer, or in front of the camera as an actor. "Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star," the atrocious "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" and the downright insufferable "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2" and "Eight Crazy Nights" are just a few examples. Sandler seems so preoccupied with keeping his friends and former colleagues happy, he doesn't have the heart to tell them that what they are making is (almost always) absolute excrement. This describes the character of Sandy Wexler to the tee.

The biggest downfall of "Sandy Wexler" is the use of one of Sandler's three signature silly voices. We're not quite sure what drove him to use this tone of voice when it really didn't need to be used, and it adds nothing to the film whatsoever. It becomes grating about 3 minutes into it, and this is not a short movie. On that note, it is entirely too long and is not well paced. A good 30-40 minutes could be cut out of this film have been shaved from its run time.

It feels like Adam Sandler is striving to improve his work, but it's hard to say if he will ever have a genuine return to form that skyrocketed his career in the 90's. "Sandy Wexler" is a step in the right direction, but it's still far too unfunny and far too "bad Adam Sandler" to illicit a necessary viewing.


My Rating: 5/10
BigJ's Rating: 5/10
IMDB's Rating: ~5.1/10
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: ~36%
Do we recommend this movie: Meh.

Sunday, March 19, 2017

Movie Review: "The Ridiculous 6" (2015)

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"The Ridiculous 6"
Director: Frank Coraci
Year: 2015
Rating: TV-14
Running Time: 1 hour, 59 minutes

An orphan raised by Native Americans named White Knife (Adam Sandler) teams up with his five long lost half brothers to get $50,000 dollars in order to rescue their estranged father from a gang of outlaws.

"The Ridiculous 6" is directed by Frank Coraci, who is a regular cohort of Adam Sandler. Of the nine feature films Coraci has directed, seven have either starred or were produced by Sandler. As we have said in the past, Sandler must be an extremely loyal person since many of the careers of his friends almost totally rely on his generosity as he has kept them gainfully employed for the better part of two decades.

This comedy western contains the typical Adam Sandler fare we have come to expect from him in recent years. Adam Sandler plays an orphaned man who was raised by the Apache after his mom was killed when he was young. He goes by the name 'White Knife,' and if you didn't already guess it, it's because he is white and is good with knives. His soon-to-be wife, played by the miles out of his league Julia Jones, is named 'Smoking Fox' because of course that's her name in an Adam Sandler film. His female co-stars are rarely anything more than eye candy and he needs his audience to know it. Just ask Sandler's real life wife Jackie, who gets the honor of playing a character named 'Never Wears Bra.' We hoped the racist and sexist names used here were a form of satire much like the ones seen in "Blazing Saddles," which were used to point out the racist nature of the genre, but unfortunately, "The Ridiculous 6" just isn't that intelligent to accomplish such a feat. We get the feeling Sandler is just using these names in the hope they will garner some cheap chuckles which, if you're a sane person, don't produce anything remotely close to laughter. Joining Sandler as his half brothers are Rob Schneider, playing the obligatory racial stereotype Ramon, Taylor Lautner as the three-nippled mentally challenged Lil Pete, Jorge Garcia as the mute and somewhat mindless wildman Herm, Terry Jones playing right to type as the happy-go-lucky piano player Chico, and Luke Wilson as a failed presidential guard named Danny. These six brothers team up to rescue their estranged father, played by sexiest man alive 1992 Nick Nolte, who has been captured by his former gang and is taken hostage for the $50,000 dollar treasure he hid.

You can't be too mad at this movie for being downright absurd, silly, and as stupid as hell...it is called "The Ridiculous 6" after all, so it is meant to be ridiculous. Unfortunately, it's all craziness with very little wit or purpose, much like the last decade and a half of Sandler's career. We found ourselves rarely chuckling, which is more than we can say for "Jack and Jill" or "Grown Ups 2." Hey, one laugh per movie is alright, right? There are a couple of scenes that had fleeting moments of observational humor. The baseball scene is probably one of the funniest in the film because it's so honest in the way it pokes fun at the sport and that kid we all knew who would change the rules in his favor as he played a game. Why can't we can't get more of that from this crew? This is where they are at their best, not settling for toilet trash. Unfortunately, what we get stuck with are donkeys with explosive diarrhea and Vanilla Ice dressed up like Mark Twain for a lark. This is laziness at its finest, ladies and gentlemen, crass, aggravating, and juvenile. 

My Rating: 1/10
BigJ's Rating: 2/10
IMDB's Rating: 4.9/10
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 0%
Do we recommend this movie: AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE!!!

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Movie Review: "Eight Crazy Nights" (2002)

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Movie"Eight Crazy Nights"
Director: Seth Kearsley
Year: 2002
Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 1 hour, 16 minutes


A delinquent with a tragic past gets in trouble all too often. After yet another run-in with the law, Davey (Adam Sandler) finds himself possibly facing jail time. Luckily for him, the judge shows mercy and sentences him to community service, but one more screw up means he will receive a mandatory prison sentence.

"Eight Crazy Nights" is an animated holiday film directed by Seth Kearsley. It stars Adam Sandler, who voices multiple characters in the movie. Sandler also partially wrote this Hanukkah tale. There aren't exactly a lot of films that focus on the Hanukkah holiday, and unfortunately, this is one of the more prominent ones. Sorry to any of our readers who are also Jewish...we're so, so sorry.

"Eight Crazy Nights" revolves around an unsavory character named Davey, one of the many characters voiced by Sandler, who has become a local drunk asshole due to a tragedy in his past. Despite numerous run-ins with law enforcement, he typically gets off with a warning because of the small town atmosphere and because of his sad past. This most recent altercation, however, the judge is ready to throw the book at him. Luckily for Davey, the local youth basketball referee named Whitey, also voiced by Sandler, speaks up for him in court and convinces the judge to give him community service and release him under his supervision. The judge agrees, though Davey doesn't seem to appreciate what has been done for him as he continues to treat people like trash. Whitey, being the splendid person that he is, maintains hope that Davey can find redemption.

This film is your typical Adam Sandler film, only this time, it's animated. Being animated, it allows Sandler to show his "diversity" (and we quote this very, very loosely) by performing all three of the silly signature voices he has been working to perfect over the years, you know, the ones that all still sound like Sandler but in an array of pitches. Also, it has all the crude humor we have come to expect from Sandler found in each and every single one of his flicks since the early 2000's. There are a bunch of burp, fart, and crapping reindeer jokes, the usual. They also have a running gag about Whitey's epileptic seizures because, you know, those are always super funny!!!1~! This joke is probably the main reason why this terrible monstrosity of a movie is animated because seizures don't look all that humorous when executed in live action. Beyond these cliches, "Eight Crazy Nights" doesn't have any other reason to be animated other than the fact that the filmmaker thought he could get away with more silly stuff when it's animated. Hopefully someone will make a better Hanukkah movie one day because this is really a steaming pile of trash masqueraded as a holiday film.


My Rating: 2/10
BigJ's Rating: 2/10
IMDB's Rating: 5.4/10
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 12%
Do we recommend this movie: AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE!!!

Sunday, September 4, 2016

Movie Review: "Jack and Jill" (2011)

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Movie"Jack and Jill"
Director: Dennis Dugan
Year: 2011
Rating: PG
Running Time: 1 hour, 31 minutes


Thanksgiving is coming, and for Jack (Adam Sandler), this means a visit from his twin sister Jill (Adam Sandler). Since he started a family and moved to Los Angeles, Jack and Jill have grown apart. Her visit now means a lot of fighting, and the more they fight, the longer her stay, and the longer her stay, the more miserable Jack becomes. All this changes when Jack finds out he needs to exploit his sister and fix her up with Al Pacino (Al Pacino) so Pacino will do a Dunkin' Donuts advertisement for his agency.

Director Dennis Dugan has directed eight Adam Sandler films throughout his career. "Jack and Jill" is the seventh film he's helmed. Sandler himself pulls double acting duty as both titular characters Jack and Jill, twin siblings who have grown apart since Jack moved from New York to Los Angeles with his family. As if one character played by Adam Sandler wasn't enough, he apparently felt like the general public needed to see two characters played by Adam Sandler. *sigh*

Since Sandler also produces and has a hand in writing the screenplays for his movies now, he usually does the distinct dishonor to one of Hollywood's leading ladies and casts them as his attractive trophy wife. This time around, his choice was Katie Holmes (out of left field, we might add). Katie Holmes serves little purpose in this movie other than to be a prop for Sandler's gross gaze. She does nothing more than flash a smile and utter a few lines of meaningless dialogue here and there, otherwise, she's completely disposable. The other people in the film are Sandler's usual crew of friends, the ones he has kept gainfully employed throughout the years, featuring the likes of Peter Dante, Jonathan Loughran, Nick Swardson, David Spade, Tim Meadows, and other SNL alumni. The most puzzling member of the cast of "Jack and Jill" is Al Pacino in what we can only assume was a clerical error he could not get out of. How Sandler ultimately convinced the Academy Award winning legendary actor to be in this schlock is a total mystery to us, and is clearly a career defining low point for Pacino. He plays himself in this film, so it's not like it's that much of a stretch, but he has fallen for Jill, and we cannot in god's name explain how this is supposed to be considered passable entertainment. The primary running  joke in this movie is that Jill is played by Adam Sandler and basically looks like Adam Sandler in drag. Jill also acts and talks more like a man in drag pretending to be a woman than an actual woman. The whole thing isn't funny to begin with. The entire shtick gets old real quickly, and it's offensive (to the word 'comedy' and to the world at large) at best. Beyond this idiotic joke, the movie consists of more typical and expected toilet humor, plus loads of Sandler's signature yelling and silly voices. Joy. 

We're embarrassed to have a paper trail connecting our names to "Jack and Jill" via Netflix's DVD service. It will forever live in the annals of history, the depths of time and space, the tubes of the internet as something we personally rented, not passing it off as a clerical error, no one to blame but ourselves. Sometimes, when a film gets so horrendously panned, so degraded, so dissed, we want to, nay, HAVE TO see how bad it is for ourselves. Any movie with Jared Fogle as a celebrity cameo, well, you know it's gotta be bad, but we should have listened to the masses. This movie is trash, and Adam Sandler needs to stop.

My Rating: 1.5/10
BigJ's Rating: 1.5/10
IMDB's Rating: 3.5/10
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 3%
Do we recommend this movie: AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE!!!